"Are you really going to let [someone saying something homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic/racist] ruin an entire potential relationship?"
The worst part of any day is the time when you have to put on pants.
I remain awake, vigilant, wary.
The yawning space between worlds will buckle, leaving the seven ways open for his return. In dreams he speaks. In dreams he waits.
Do not fear the return. Fear is an illusory sensation, the imaginary monsters under your bed.
The real monsters are far worse. They are at your door. Surrender your fear. Let them in.
La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji’ al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
In His House at R’lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
April Fools draws closer, the time of the year when the internet becomes absolutely useless for retrieving any useful information due to the ‘prank stories’ that every site posts for two days.
Please remember that a prank isn’t a lie that you tell to try and get people to believe you. It’s also not announcing a long awaited expansion to a media franchise before announcing that you were just kidding. It’s not telling everyone you are getting married to someone, or saying that you are pregnant.
Pranks are a harmless physical joke.
Anyway, that’s enough ranting for now.