Thursday, April 17, 2014

The worst part of any day is the time when you have to put on pants.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

I remain awake, vigilant, wary.

The yawning space between worlds will buckle, leaving the seven ways open for his return. In dreams he speaks. In dreams he waits.

Do not fear the return. Fear is an illusory sensation, the imaginary monsters under your bed.

The real monsters are far worse. They are at your door. Surrender your fear. Let them in.

La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji’ al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

In His House at R’lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.

Friday, April 11, 2014
Owen Makes a Thing 2: Owen Finishes Making A Thing #stillnoseveredfingers

Owen Makes a Thing 2: Owen Finishes Making A Thing #stillnoseveredfingers


"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Now that’s thinking ahead.

(Source: heyfunniest)

Sunday, March 23, 2014

April Fools

April Fools draws closer, the time of the year when the internet becomes absolutely useless for retrieving any useful information due to the ‘prank stories’ that every site posts for two days.

Please remember that a prank isn’t a lie that you tell to try and get people to believe you. It’s also not announcing a long awaited expansion to a media franchise before announcing that you were just kidding. It’s not telling everyone you are getting married to someone, or saying that you are pregnant.

Pranks are a harmless physical joke.

Anyway, that’s enough ranting for now.

Monday, March 10, 2014


Rainbow Crossing Oxford Street - City of Sydney

Monday, February 10, 2014

"The Devil plays all the best tunes."